My Favorite Moments Are When No One Needs Anything From Me
No emails. No calls. No decisions to make. Just me, a lawn chair, and the raw, unsupervised freedom of temporary irrelevance.
Sometimes I Drive Nowhere Just to Feel Like a Man With a Purpose
No destination. No playlist. Just road noise, bottled water, and the faint hope that movement still counts as progress.
My Dad Fixed the Sink. I Googled It and Called a Guy. What Does That Make Me?
He used a wrench and confidence. I used Yelp and panic. But hey, the drip’s gone — except the one in the mirror.
Am I Protecting You or Just Looking for a Reason to Feel Useful?
She opened a jar by herself, and now I’m spiraling. Should I just… join a militia?
Man Says He Lifts for His Mental Health, Clearly Also Lifting for Revenge
Jason says the gym is his therapy. And to be fair, he’s there six days a week, rain or shine,…
Man Optimizes Sleep So Aggressively He Forgets to Enjoy Being Awake
He tracks his REM cycles, avoids blue light, and winds down with magnesium tea and war podcasts — but no longer remembers what dreams feel like.
Man’s Podcast Now Just Weekly List of Things He’s “Not Allowed to Say Anymore”
What began as a commentary show has become an oral complaint log about accountability, dating apps, and modern consequences.