Pam Bondi on Power, Politics, and Prosecuting Trump
In our latest UnAsked, Pam Bondi opens up about her loyalty to Trump, her take on Florida justice, and her definition of “ethics,” which appears to include consulting fees.
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Trump Pardons Maxwell, Removes Name from Epstein File, All Thanks to “Stop Attacking Pedophiles” Policy
When Ted Cruz said “let’s stop attacking pedophiles,” he apparently meant especially the ones with presidential pardons in the pipeline.
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MAGA Crowd Cheers Both Forgiveness and Hate, Hypocrisy as Love Language
One rally. Two lines. MAGA cheered for Christian forgiveness and then for unfiltered hatred. Turns out hypocrisy sounds best with a backing track of Kid Rock.
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Millions Celebrate Crackdown on “Antifa,” Still Unsure Whether It’s a Band, a Virus, or a Salad Ingredient
Trump’s move to label Antifa a terrorist group has supporters celebrating the end of something they still can’t define, identify, or spell.
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Trump Deploys Guards to D.C. and Chicago While Red States Get Free Disney Tickets
When the cities he targets aren’t even in the worst states for violence, it’s hard to spin this as a crime-fighting mission.
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Gavin Newsom Awarded Nobel Peace Prize, Trump Calls It “Rigged Like a Leaf Blower”
Gavin Newsom wins the Nobel Peace Prize for political calm and climate leadership, while Trump insists he was “robbed by Norway” and demands a recount.
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MAGA Furious at Newsom for Copying Trump’s Tweet Style While Accidentally Roasting Themselves
MAGA supporters called Gavin Newsom “immature” and a “loser” for copying Trump’s Twitter style, accidentally describing both their leader and themselves.
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Only in America Can a Felon Blame Felons and Immigrants
A convicted felon with an immigrant spouse tells America that felons and immigrants are the problem. The audience applauds, then asks for an encore.
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Smart People Don’t Like Me, and the Polling Proves It
Trump’s own admission lines up neatly with national data: college-educated voters lean Democratic, while Republicans court the proudly unlettered.
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The Death of the Conservative Christian Conscience
Mourned by scripture, survived by culture wars, the Conservative Christian Conscience passed quietly after years of rationalizing the irrational.
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Trump Went to Alaska, Treated Putin Visit Like Celebrity Meet-and-Greet
The president’s excitement to have Putin encounter echoed less statesmanship, more autograph signing at a high school gym.
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Trump Taps Pillow Guy to Karaoke, Kid Rock to Headline at Rally
With artists declining the invite, Trump’s team has pivoted to a lineup that includes karaoke by Lindell and a full set from Kid Rock. Dress code: patriotism or sequins.
