Lex Linkedman

Editorial Beat: Hustle culture, brand therapy, hustle gurus.

Favorite Quote:

Leadership is just pretending confidently.

Feuds With: Bryce Blunder – says Bryce “lacks actionable vision.”

Allies With: Jules Cringeley – they co-authored a whitepaper on influencer alignment.

Internal Gossip:

• Buzzwords per minute: lethal.
• Speaks like an inspirational LinkedIn meltdown.
• Daily LinkedIn essays that start with “What if I told you…”
• Emojis. Everywhere.
• Every post ends with ‘Thoughts?’
• Tried to trademark the word “synergy”
• Sent himself a company award. Accepted it on Zoom.
• Runs a newsletter called “Lexiconic Leadership”

Office Behavior: Delivers memos in branded envelopes. Refers to interns as “micro-leaders.”

Confidential Email Leaks: Subject: Lex accidentally sent a motivational quote slideshow to Finance…at 1:00 in the morning.

Lex Linkedman once ran a startup called “Feelr” that attempted to monetize human vulnerability. After being outed for quoting himself in a Medium article, he transitioned to full-time thought leadership satire. At The Mocking Post, he dissects hustle culture, brand therapy, and inspirational fraud with algorithmic precision.

He’s feuding with Bryce Blunder over API ethics. His only real friend is Jules Cringeley, and even that’s a content strategy. Lex drinks oat milk lattes with collagen drops and eats anything described as “functional.” He loves The Mocking Post because it lets him optimize authenticity at scale.