Libra Horoscope for the Month of September 2025

Opening Vision

The oracle is exhausted but still judging. Your month begins now..

Love

Your heart is in the right place. Shame your texts aren’t.

Health

Office politics get theatrical – bring popcorn.

Emotions

Sleep is a myth, but you chase it like a cryptid.

Astrological Event

Jupiter expands your laundry pile.

Venus retrogrades in your group chat.

Weekly Pulse

Week 1: Everything smells like a metaphor.

Week 2: Flirting leads to existential dread.

Week 3: Chill vibes lie. Don’t trust them.

Week 4: Your snacks are your emotional compass.

Affirmation:

I am chaos in couture.