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Experts Say Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But $900M Down Payment Doesn’t Hurt
Two unknown Powerball winners split $1.8B, while experts insist money can’t buy happiness—yet the nation imagines every way it absolutely…
Would Charlie Kirk Still Pray If Jesus Were Black?
Kirk’s quotes on race cast doubt on how he’d reconcile his devotion to Christ if confronted with a Jesus who…
Nobody Reads Anymore, Says Woman Who Commented on an Article She Didn’t Finish
Critics say reading is dead, yet commenters prove it daily, skimming headlines, ignoring nuance, and declaring opinions on articles they…
All-Female Nightclub Shuts Down After Night of Eternal Waiting
An ambitious all-female nightclub experiment collapsed when patrons spent the evening locked in a polite standoff, waiting for someone else…
Charlie Kirk Dies, MAGA Declares a Martyr and Saint
Kirk’s death has transformed him from culture war pundit to MAGA martyr, his most controversial words now rebranded as sacred…
University Implements Mental Health Day and Coincides With Homecoming
Students praised the school’s progressive move to prioritize wellness, especially since it aligned perfectly with beer specials, zero classes, and…
Modern Dating Standards Collide With Reality of a 480 Credit Score
She demands height, income, and adventure, while offering unpaid bills, vague “vibes,” and a credit history lenders describe as “aspirational…
Monkey Post vs Mocking Post Confusion
Monkey post is Nigeria’s street football tradition. People confusing it with Mocking Post. What gives?
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