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ESPN Developing Cinematic Universe Based on SportsCenter Personalities
The “SCU” will launch with an origin series about Stuart Scott, followed by a gritty reboot of the video game…
Man’s Faith Grows Stronger with Every Comment Section He Avoids
Once a frequent arguer online, he now says the surest sign of spiritual growth is resisting the urge to reply…
Taylor Swift to Moderate 2028 Presidential Debate, Nation Unsure If It’s Historic or a Concept Album
The pop icon will host the first Gen Z-targeted debate, featuring policy questions, themed bracelets, and a “Midterms (Taylor’s Version)”…
Proposition 47B Would Ban Future Propositions, Voters Unsure Whether to Support
Supporters say the measure would simplify democracy. Opponents argue it’s a paradox wrapped in a ballot wrapped in 14 pages…
Fraternity Brother Unsure if He’s in a Brotherhood or Niche Performance Art Collective
Between the matching outfits, rehearsed chants, and ritualized violence disguised as bonding, he’s starting to question whether this is a…
University Implements Mental Health Day That Happens to Coincide With Homecoming
Students praised the school’s progressive move to prioritize wellness, especially since it aligned perfectly with beer specials, zero classes, and…
Man Says He’s Waiting on God, Declines to Answer Phone or Emails
He insists he’s surrendered his timeline to divine authority. Meanwhile, friends are unsure whether he’s spiritually discerning or just very…
Florida Teens Carrying Handguns Soaring — And No, This Isn’t a Drill
Gun hormones are trending—and not in a good way. Florida teen handgun carrying jumped from 3.7% to 6% in 20…
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