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Comic-Con Loki Cosplayer Gets Trapped in Panel, Becomes Emotional Support Trickster
He showed up in costume for fun. Three hours later, fans were confessing trauma to him and asking for life…
Coldplay Declines Trump’s Ask to Perform at Rally
After demands to perform at a Trump rally as reparations for media distraction, the band responds with a polite decline…
Trump Demands Coldplay Perform at Rally to Repay “Stolen Attention”
After accusing the band of hijacking the spotlight, Trump now insists Coldplay make it right—on stage, under his terms, and…
Labor Statistics Dismissed for Failing to Trump’s Ego
The White House announced the termination after internal reports showed job numbers that “lacked proper enthusiasm for the President’s personal…
Financial Freedom Hits Men Like a Mortgage, Women Like a Flight Deal
When men get money, they settle down. When women get money, they level up. It’s not toxic, it’s trending.
Supreme Court Rules 5-4 That Public Still Doesn’t Understand How Supreme Court Works
The justices issued a rare joint opinion confirming that most Americans think the Court is either a game show, a…
Workplace Vulnerability Feels Like a Trap So I Bring a Deck Instead
You want openness? Schedule it. I’m happy to share my feelings, but only if they align with Q3 goals and…
I Won the Lottery: 6 Things I did wrong
From announcing it on Facebook to Venmoing my ex, here’s a comprehensive guide to ruining sudden wealth in 72 hours.
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