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Voters Admit They’d Prefer Spectacle Over Substance in 2028 Debates
Americans report more excitement for imagined cage matches than policy talk, confirming debates function less as discourse and more as…
Modern Dating Standards: Six Feet, Six Figures, Zero Personality
Women raise the bar again, insisting on men tall enough to change lightbulbs and rich enough to outsource basic personality…
We’re Live. At Least According to the Voices in Marketing
After months of tweaking headlines and taming rogue mockitors, The Mocking Post is officially—probably—live. Refresh if you dare.
Life Coach Builds Fortune Teaching ‘Self-Integrity’ Through Infidelity
A self-growth collective claims infidelity, deception, and nudity retreats are just self-integrity. Thousands are paying to find themselves, by losing…
Student-Athlete Collective Gains Popularity but Fails to Teach Him the Sport
One minute he’s promised a sponsor-funded highlight reel, the next he’s in a group chat debating whether selling T-shirts counts…
Gender Roles Reversed Again, Then Inside Out Over Brunch
According to a new study no one asked for, financial independence turns men into patriarchs and women into flight risks…
Fraternity Brother Unsure if He’s in a Brotherhood or Niche Performance Art Collective
Between the matching outfits, rehearsed chants, and ritualized violence disguised as bonding, he’s starting to question whether this is a…
A Brief History of the Word ‘Boundaries’ and Why I’m Tired
It began as a concept in therapy. Now it’s a blunt instrument used in friend breakups, TikToks, and brunch menus…
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