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Man Balances Work and Life by Scheduling Both And Collapses
His calendar reflects perfect harmony. His soul reflects six browser tabs of unresolved dread and a sore jaw from clenching…
Man’s Faith Grows Stronger with Every Comment Section He Avoids
Once a frequent arguer online, he now says the surest sign of spiritual growth is resisting the urge to reply…
What We Think Our Readers Look Like (Please Don’t Correct Us)
We made a list of the archetypes who read The Mocking Post. If you’re here, you’re probably a little too…
Woman Chooses Salad Bar Over Liposuction, Demands Results by Tuesday
Tired of quick fixes that take too long, a local woman is furious that her lettuce hasn’t melted 30 pounds…
Influencers Are the New Gods and We Built the Religion Ourselves
The influencer class has become our modern clergy, they blessing products, cursing restaurants, and performing miracles like turning vanity into…
If DEI Protected Against Weight Bias, Half of America Would Suddenly Love It
Critics hate DEI when it’s about race. But if hiring bias shifted to weight, suddenly two-thirds of America would be…
Pam Bondi on Power, Politics, and Prosecuting Trump
In our latest UnAsked, Pam Bondi opens up about her loyalty to Trump, her take on Florida justice, and her…
AI Just Took Your Entry-Level Job, But Don’t Worry, The CEO Got a Bonus for It
Companies claim AI makes them more efficient. Translation: no new hires, record profits, and a CEO so rich he now…
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