Raccoon With Spinal Condition Now Outperforming Marketing Team
A Seattle marketing agency concedes defeat after a raccoon with a spinal condition quietly outperforms its entire Q3 campaign.
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Vacation Photos Now Take Longer Than the Vacation
Modern vacations are less about relaxing and more about proving you relaxed, one perfectly staged photo at a time.
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Influencers Are the New Gods and We Built the Religion Ourselves
The influencer class has become our modern clergy, they blessing products, cursing restaurants, and performing miracles like turning vanity into income.
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GOP Calls “No Kings” March Anti-American, Forgetting America’s Entire Origin Story
Protesters rally under the banner “No Kings,” prompting GOP outrage and a reminder that 1776 was basically the same event minus the Wi-Fi.
