We Asked 5 Life Coaches for Advice. They Asked Us for Venmo.
In our pursuit of clarity, purpose, and healing, we discovered that all roads lead to invoice.
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My Professor Live-Streamed Our Class Without Telling Us. Now I’m a Meme.
I go to a mid-sized state university and recently discovered that one of my professors has been live-streaming our lectures on TikTok “to promote access and engagement.”
“You’re Welcome, America” — Trump Interviewed About Unreleased Epstein List
Trump calls for transparency, flirts with Kara, and accidentally invents a new legal doctrine: “Guilt is subjective if you squint.”
Sagittarius Season Begins With Loud Apologies
Sagittarius will deliver dramatic public apologies for things they don’t regret.
My Burnout Coach Gave Me Homework
When self-care becomes another deliverable. Dr. Doctrine decodes the emotional invoice, and Ricky Machismo responds with grit, dumbbells, and a little accidental truth.
My Four-Year-Old Called Me Emotionally Unavailable
When toddlers start diagnosing attachment issues, is it growth or generational backlash? Dr. Doctrine offers a dose of parental clarity, while Lex Linkedman reframes the meltdown as a leadership moment.
My Husband Listens to Therapy Recordings at 2x Speed
When emotional growth meets audio compression. Dr. Doctrine weighs in on relationship multitasking, and Aria adds her elegantly disapproving take on time-efficient intimacy.
He Won’t Define the Relationship Until His Therapist Approves
When “It’s not you, it’s my therapist” becomes a dating strategy. Dr. Doctrine unpacks the therapy-industrial delay, and Connor Descend offers a productivity-centric breakdown of emotional outsourcing.
I Got Labeled a “Boomer Gen Z” for Using Punctuation in Texts.
A high school junior finds herself ostracized for… grammar. Dr. Doctrine explains the cost of linguistic clarity in the era of ‘vibe communication,’ and Gen-Z mockitor Keanu responds with an all-caps mood swing.
Red States Begin Banning Electric Cars for Being “Too Woke”
In a sweeping cultural maneuver that began with book bans and moved swiftly to gas stove heroism, several Republican-led states…
Promposal Ends in Confusion as Both Students Were Planning to Say No
What started as a romantic gesture ended with two students politely rejecting each other at the same time, sparking the quietest double breakup in school history.