Man’s Faith Grows Stronger with Every Comment Section He Avoids
Once a frequent arguer online, he now says the surest sign of spiritual growth is resisting the urge to reply with a 7-paragraph rebuke in a thread titled “hot take.”
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Millions Still Waiting for the Rapture, Ignoring Every Other Thing That’s Already Come for Them
Millions still cling to the Rapture prophecy, waiting for salvation that’ll never come, despite already being left behind by education, logic, and rent payments.
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MAGA Crowd Cheers Both Forgiveness and Hate, Hypocrisy as Love Language
One rally. Two lines. MAGA cheered for Christian forgiveness and then for unfiltered hatred. Turns out hypocrisy sounds best with a backing track of Kid Rock.
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If Jesus Came to America, Neither Party Would Claim Him
Republicans would deport Him, Democrats would over-schedule Him, and both would scramble to spin His parables into campaign slogans.
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DeMockracy | Faith | Opinion
Would Charlie Kirk Still Pray If Jesus Were Black?
Kirk’s quotes on race cast doubt on how he’d reconcile his devotion to Christ if confronted with a Jesus who looked nothing like the America-first figure in his imagination.
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Charlie Kirk Dies, MAGA Declares a Martyr and Saint
Kirk’s death has transformed him from culture war pundit to MAGA martyr, his most controversial words now rebranded as sacred scripture.
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The Death of the Conservative Christian Conscience
Mourned by scripture, survived by culture wars, the Conservative Christian Conscience passed quietly after years of rationalizing the irrational.
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Man Says He’s Waiting on God, Declines to Answer Phone or Emails
He insists he’s surrendered his timeline to divine authority. Meanwhile, friends are unsure whether he’s spiritually discerning or just very behind on life.
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Student Develops Intense Relationship With God During Finals, Forgets Him by Break
She hadn’t prayed in six months, but during her chemistry exam she started whispering things like “I’ll change” and “Please, just this one time.”
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Local Church Announces Rebrands From Fellowship Hall to ‘Spirit Lounge’
The pews are now modular, the coffee has tasting notes, and parishioners are confused why they had to pay a monthly fee to bring their own crackers for the Body of Christ.
