The Death of the Conservative Christian Conscience
Mourned by scripture, survived by culture wars, the Conservative Christian Conscience passed quietly after years of rationalizing the irrational.
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Man Says He’s Waiting on God, Declines to Answer Phone or Emails
He insists he’s surrendered his timeline to divine authority. Meanwhile, friends are unsure whether he’s spiritually discerning or just very behind on life.
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Student Develops Intense Relationship With God During Finals, Forgets Him by Break
She hadn’t prayed in six months, but during her chemistry exam she started whispering things like “I’ll change” and “Please, just this one time.”
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Local Church Announces Rebrands From Fellowship Hall to ‘Spirit Lounge’
The pews are now modular, the coffee has tasting notes, and parishioners are confused why they had to pay a monthly fee to bring their own crackers for the Body of Christ.
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Man’s Faith Grows Stronger with Every Comment Section He Avoids
Once a frequent arguer online, he now says the surest sign of spiritual growth is resisting the urge to reply with a 7-paragraph rebuke in a thread titled “hot take.”
