We Asked 5 Life Coaches for Advice. They Asked Us for Venmo.
In our pursuit of clarity, purpose, and healing, we discovered that all roads lead to invoice.
Man Earns Black Belt Online in 6 Weeks — Immediately Opens Dojo in Strip Mall
No prior experience. No in-person training. Just 37 YouTube videos, a PayPal receipt, and a vision. Critics call it fraud. He calls it “modern lineage.”
My Burnout Coach Gave Me Homework
When self-care becomes another deliverable. Dr. Doctrine decodes the emotional invoice, and Ricky Machismo responds with grit, dumbbells, and a little accidental truth.
Culture | HERsay | MANalogue | Mental | Relationship
I’m Not Ghosting You. I’m Dissociating With Style.
Yes, I saw your text. I even rehearsed a reply in three emotional dialects. Then I floated into the ceiling like an emotionally unavailable Roomba.
My Favorite Moments Are When No One Needs Anything From Me
No emails. No calls. No decisions to make. Just me, a lawn chair, and the raw, unsupervised freedom of temporary irrelevance.
Dating | MANalogue | Mental | Relationship
She Wants Me to Open Up. But Every Time I Did That Growing Up, Something Got Broken.
It wasn’t always fists. Sometimes it was silence, or jokes that hit just hard enough to make you close the door again.
RFK Jr. Says He’s Not Anti-Vaccine, Just Pro Fictional Immunology
The independent presidential candidate clarified that he’s not against vaccines — he’s just more into “theoretical immune systems that align with liberty and sound like your cousin’s podcast.”
Man Says He Lifts for His Mental Health, Clearly Also Lifting for Revenge
Jason says the gym is his therapy. And to be fair, he’s there six days a week, rain or shine,…
Woman Tries to Eat Clean, Accidentally Invents New Form of Orthorexia
She just wanted to feel good. Now she fears fruit, distrusts carrots, and weeps at birthday parties.
Man Optimizes Sleep So Aggressively He Forgets to Enjoy Being Awake
He tracks his REM cycles, avoids blue light, and winds down with magnesium tea and war podcasts — but no longer remembers what dreams feel like.
Woman Buys 10 Journals, Writes in None
She wanted clarity, mindfulness, and a page-a-day system for reinventing her life. Instead, she has a growing pile of untouched intentions in muted earth tones.
Man Spends More on Supplements Than Rent, Still Won’t Get Bloodwork
He’s on six nootropics, four testosterone boosters, and one mushroom powder from a guy named Craig. But a $92 lab test? “Feels invasive.”