New Tariffs Help Americans Pay More, Feel Patriotic Doing It
Supporters say higher tariffs punish China — economists say they mostly punish checkout lines in Ohio. Either way, someone’s winning. It’s not you.
Ghosted by a Recruiter? That’s Just Free Character Development
When recruiters vanish mid-process, it’s not unprofessional—it’s a growth opportunity. Real winners treat rejection like a networking event they weren’t invited to.
Man Quietly Wins Lottery, Suddenly Becomes “Soulmate” of 43 Women From High School
He told no one, but somehow every ex, classmate, and distant cousin sensed he’d become spiritually attractive overnight.
Red States Begin Banning Electric Cars for Being “Too Woke”
In a sweeping cultural maneuver that began with book bans and moved swiftly to gas stove heroism, several Republican-led states…
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Girl Gets 3 Days Detention for AirDropping Inspirational Quote
A sophomore’s digital pep talk spiraled into a disciplinary crackdown after students began feeling mildly better about themselves.
Woman Proudly Says She’s on a Budget, Still Orders Drinks Like a Wizard
She brought coupons to lunch and wore a thrifted blazer. But at the bar, she summoned a $19 potion that involved fire, mint, and audible clapping.
Financial Influencer Says You Can Retire at 31 by Chaging Your Personality
He achieved financial freedom by waking up at 4:11 a.m., rejecting joy, and not speaking to friends for six years. You can too.
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Woman Opens New Credit Card to Prove She’s Emotionally Ready for Europe
She’s not impulsive. She’s preparing. Financial experts are unclear if €14 rosé in Lisbon counts as personal growth, but she’s already packed.
Local Dad Outraged by Gas Prices, Still Buys Boat He Won’t Use
He swears the country’s going to hell over $4.09 a gallon, but just put $28,000 on a depreciating fiberglass dream named “Liquid Asset.”
New Financial App Helps You Track Regrets in Real Time
Budgeting is out. Reflection is in. A new app breaks down every purchase by emotional consequence, social fallout, and future therapy cost.
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My boss keeps trying to gamify our sadness
My boss recently introduced a new ’emotional wellness initiative’ where we track our feelings in a Slack channel and earn points for vulnerability.