Woman Proudly Says She’s on a Budget and Still Orders Drinks Like a Wizard
She brought coupons to lunch and wore a thrifted blazer. But at the bar, she summoned a $19 potion that involved fire, mint, and audible clapping.
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Culture | Finance | HERsay | Relationship
Woman Opens New Credit Card to Prove She’s Emotionally Ready for Europe
She’s not impulsive. She’s preparing. Financial experts are unclear if €14 rosé in Lisbon counts as personal growth, but she’s already packed.
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Financial Influencer Says You Can Retire at 31 by Chaging Your Personality
He achieved financial freedom by waking up at 4:11 a.m., rejecting joy, and not speaking to friends for six years. You can too.
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New Financial App Helps You Track Regrets in Real Time
Budgeting is out. Reflection is in. A new app breaks down every purchase by emotional consequence, social fallout, and future therapy cost.
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Local Dad Outraged by Gas Prices, Still Buys Boat He Won’t Use
He swears the country’s going to hell over $4.09 a gallon, but just put $28,000 on a depreciating fiberglass dream named “Liquid Asset.”
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AI Just Took Your Entry-Level Job, But Don’t Worry, The CEO Got a Bonus for It
Companies claim AI makes them more efficient. Translation: no new hires, record profits, and a CEO so rich he now identifies as a data set.
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Experts Say Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But $900M Down Payment Doesn’t Hurt
Two unknown Powerball winners split $1.8B, while experts insist money can’t buy happiness—yet the nation imagines every way it absolutely could.
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How We Got Here, The Mocking Post Idea
We didn’t launch a satire site—we started a cultural counterpunch with erasable maker and lowercase sarcasm. Behind every memo and cursed horoscope is a real dream: to make smart mockery go mainstream. You ready?
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Welcome to Behind The Mock!
Welcome to the first issue of Behind The Mock (BTM), TMP’s blog! It’s a place for Mockitors to welcome, announce, vent, or simply step out of character and speak directly to our readers about what’s happening in TMP, such as new features, changes, and the weirdness and fun of building something like The Mocking Post.
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Labor Statistics Dismissed for Failing to Trump’s Ego
The White House announced the termination after internal reports showed job numbers that “lacked proper enthusiasm for the President’s personal greatness.”
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I Won the Lottery: 6 Things I did wrong
From announcing it on Facebook to Venmoing my ex, here’s a comprehensive guide to ruining sudden wealth in 72 hours.
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New Tariffs Help Americans Pay More, Feel Patriotic Doing It
Supporters say higher tariffs punish China — economists say they mostly punish checkout lines in Ohio. Either way, someone’s winning. It’s not you.
