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Business | Finance | Politics

New Tariffs Help Americans Pay More, Feel Patriotic Doing It

July 31, 2025July 31, 2025

Supporters say higher tariffs punish China — economists say they mostly punish checkout lines in Ohio. Either way, someone’s winning. It’s not you.

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Dating | Finance

Man Quietly Wins Lottery, Suddenly Becomes “Soulmate” of 43 Women From High School

July 30, 2025July 31, 2025

He told no one, but somehow every ex, classmate, and distant cousin sensed he’d become spiritually attractive overnight.

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Culture | Dating | Finance

Woman Proudly Says She’s on a Budget, Still Orders Drinks Like a Wizard

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

She brought coupons to lunch and wore a thrifted blazer. But at the bar, she summoned a $19 potion that involved fire, mint, and audible clapping.

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Business | Finance | Lifestyle | Tech

Financial Influencer Says You Can Retire at 31 by Chaging Your Personality

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He achieved financial freedom by waking up at 4:11 a.m., rejecting joy, and not speaking to friends for six years. You can too.

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Culture | Finance | HERsay | Relationship

Woman Opens New Credit Card to Prove She’s Emotionally Ready for Europe

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

She’s not impulsive. She’s preparing. Financial experts are unclear if €14 rosé in Lisbon counts as personal growth, but she’s already packed.

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Culture | Finance | Lifestyle

Local Dad Outraged by Gas Prices, Still Buys Boat He Won’t Use

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He swears the country’s going to hell over $4.09 a gallon, but just put $28,000 on a depreciating fiberglass dream named “Liquid Asset.”

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Business | Culture | Finance | Tech

New Financial App Helps You Track Regrets in Real Time

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

Budgeting is out. Reflection is in. A new app breaks down every purchase by emotional consequence, social fallout, and future therapy cost.

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