Trump Demands Coldplay Perform at Rally to Repay “Stolen Attention”
After accusing the band of hijacking the spotlight, Trump now insists Coldplay make it right—on stage, under his terms, and in red ties.
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Labor Statistics Dismissed for Failing to Trump’s Ego
The White House announced the termination after internal reports showed job numbers that “lacked proper enthusiasm for the President’s personal greatness.”
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Supreme Court Rules 5-4 That Public Still Doesn’t Understand How Supreme Court Works
The justices issued a rare joint opinion confirming that most Americans think the Court is either a game show, a Hogwarts house, or some kind of retirement reward.
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DeMockracy | Family | US
Clay Travis Punished His Kids by Making Them Read Kamala’s Book, Now They Ask Smart Questions
After conservative commentator Clay Travis made his teens read Kamala Harris’s 107 Days book as punishment, they began asking thoughtful, well-reasoned political questions. A household crisis ensued.
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New Tariffs Help Americans Pay More, Feel Patriotic Doing It
Supporters say higher tariffs punish China — economists say they mostly punish checkout lines in Ohio. Either way, someone’s winning. It’s not you.
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The Guest List
They met in rooms with velvet walls,
Where money hummed and memory stalls.
A whisper here, a nod, a toast—
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DeMockracy | US
Harris Declines California Race, Brags “I Told You So” on Trump
By passing on 2026 gubernatorial bidding, Harris confirms she’s staying national—claiming vindication for calling Trump-era collapse early.
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We Don’t Need More Outrage, We Need Smarter Listening
Being intelligent is not the same as being knowledgeable. Many intelligent people do dumb things. We don’t need more noise. We need more pauses.
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“You’re Welcome, America,”Trump Interviewed About Unreleased Epstein List
Trump calls for transparency, flirts with Kara, and accidentally invents a new legal doctrine: “Guilt is subjective if you squint.”
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DeMockracy | US
Pam Bondi to Release Epstein List, but Only to The Mocking Post
Former Florida AG announces exclusive Epstein list release to The Mocking Post, citing “consistent commitment to moral ambiguity and controlled chaos.”
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Culture | DeMockracy | Tech | UnAsked | US
Hunter Biden’s Laptop: “I Just Wanted to Be a Printer.”
In an exclusive sit-down, Patty Patricide interviews the most litigated, subpoenaed, and emotionally neglected piece of tech in American history. Yes — the laptop.
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DeMockracy | US
Kari Lake Sues Reality Again, Vows to Win This Time
Despite a string of courtroom losses and increasing detachment from documented events, the Arizona firebrand remains confident she’ll prevail against truth itself, eventually.
