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Jesse Watters
Family | Politics | US

Clay Travis Punished His Kids by Making Them Read Kamala’s Book, Now They Ask Smart Questions

August 1, 2025August 1, 2025

After conservative commentator Clay Travis made his teens read Kamala Harris’s 107 Days book as punishment, they began asking thoughtful, well-reasoned political questions. A household crisis ensued.

Father and son engaged in a heartfelt conversation on the sofa, illustrating parenting in a loving family setting.
Family

Modern Parents Confuse Basic Survival With Abuse, Say Adults Who Survived It

July 31, 2025July 31, 2025

Older generations recall childhoods filled with actual danger—and claim it gave them grit, trauma, and superior thermostat authority.

Close-up of hands holding Lotto Max papers inside a car, symbolizing luck and chance.
Dating | Finance

Man Quietly Wins Lottery, Suddenly Becomes “Soulmate” of 43 Women From High School

July 30, 2025July 31, 2025

He told no one, but somehow every ex, classmate, and distant cousin sensed he’d become spiritually attractive overnight.

A joyful child running freely through a summer field, embracing the spirit of fun and freedom.
Doctrine | Family | Relationship

My Four-Year-Old Called Me Emotionally Unavailable

When toddlers start diagnosing attachment issues, is it growth or generational backlash? Dr. Doctrine offers a dose of parental clarity, while Lex Linkedman reframes the meltdown as a leadership moment.

Therapist takes notes as client sits on a sofa during a psychotherapy session.
Dating | Doctrine | Relationship

He Won’t Define the Relationship Until His Therapist Approves

When “It’s not you, it’s my therapist” becomes a dating strategy. Dr. Doctrine unpacks the therapy-industrial delay, and Connor Descend offers a productivity-centric breakdown of emotional outsourcing.

Portrait of a surprised man with eyeglasses pointing, dark background.
Dating | Friendship | Relationship

Woman Demands Boyfriend Cut Ties with Female Friends, Maintains Bond with Guy Friend

July 21, 2025July 31, 2025

Lydia says it’s about “respect,” not jealousy. So naturally, she banned Matt from texting his lab partner while she gets late-night phone calls from her guy best friend, Jonah.

A joyful couple sitting by the campfire enjoying an evening outdoors together.
Friendship | Relationship

True Friendship Confirmed Between Two Adults, People Confused

July 21, 2025July 31, 2025

In a culture where most friendships dissolve faster than a group trip deposit, Laura and Devin have defied expectations—not by being extraordinary, but by being inconveniently consistent.

I’m Not Ghosting You. I’m Dissociating With Style.
Culture | HERsay | MANalogue | Mental | Relationship

I’m Not Ghosting You. I’m Dissociating With Style.

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

Yes, I saw your text. I even rehearsed a reply in three emotional dialects. Then I floated into the ceiling like an emotionally unavailable Roomba.

Motion blur of cars speeding on an Irvine highway at sunset with vibrant skies.
Dating | MANalogue | Relationship

Sometimes I Drive Nowhere Just to Feel Like a Man With a Purpose

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

No destination. No playlist. Just road noise, bottled water, and the faint hope that movement still counts as progress.

Monochrome portrait of a smiling man in casual attire. Stylish and timeless.
Dating | MANalogue | Mental | Relationship

She Wants Me to Open Up. But Every Time I Did That Growing Up, Something Got Broken.

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

It wasn’t always fists. Sometimes it was silence, or jokes that hit just hard enough to make you close the door again.

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Dating | MANalogue | Relationship

I Told Her I Was Fine. She Heard the Whole Essay Hiding Behind It.

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

She blinked twice and somehow read a 12-page PDF of my suppressed feelings. I just wanted chips.

Happy college students studying together on a campus lawn, sharing ideas and writing notes.
Culture | Dating | Mockademia

Student Unsure if Last Night Was a Hookup, a Hangout, or a Four-Credit Sociology Experiment

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

They watched a show, talked about trauma, didn’t kiss, and now she’s unsure whether to text him or cite him in a paper on intimacy theory.

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