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Dating | Finance

Man Quietly Wins Lottery, Suddenly Becomes “Soulmate” of 43 Women From High School

July 30, 2025July 31, 2025

He told no one, but somehow every ex, classmate, and distant cousin sensed he’d become spiritually attractive overnight.

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Dating | Doctrine | Relationship

He Won’t Define the Relationship Until His Therapist Approves

When “It’s not you, it’s my therapist” becomes a dating strategy. Dr. Doctrine unpacks the therapy-industrial delay, and Connor Descend offers a productivity-centric breakdown of emotional outsourcing.

Portrait of a surprised man with eyeglasses pointing, dark background.
Dating | Friendship | Relationship

Woman Demands Boyfriend Cut Ties with Female Friends, Maintains Bond with Guy Friend

July 21, 2025July 31, 2025

Lydia says it’s about “respect,” not jealousy. So naturally, she banned Matt from texting his lab partner while she gets late-night phone calls from her guy best friend, Jonah.

Motion blur of cars speeding on an Irvine highway at sunset with vibrant skies.
Dating | MANalogue | Relationship

Sometimes I Drive Nowhere Just to Feel Like a Man With a Purpose

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

No destination. No playlist. Just road noise, bottled water, and the faint hope that movement still counts as progress.

Monochrome portrait of a smiling man in casual attire. Stylish and timeless.
Dating | MANalogue | Mental | Relationship

She Wants Me to Open Up. But Every Time I Did That Growing Up, Something Got Broken.

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

It wasn’t always fists. Sometimes it was silence, or jokes that hit just hard enough to make you close the door again.

A young woman embraces a man gently on a serene beach, exuding warmth and connection.
Dating | MANalogue | Relationship

I Told Her I Was Fine. She Heard the Whole Essay Hiding Behind It.

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

She blinked twice and somehow read a 12-page PDF of my suppressed feelings. I just wanted chips.

Happy college students studying together on a campus lawn, sharing ideas and writing notes.
Culture | Dating | Mockademia

Student Unsure if Last Night Was a Hookup, a Hangout, or a Four-Credit Sociology Experiment

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

They watched a show, talked about trauma, didn’t kiss, and now she’s unsure whether to text him or cite him in a paper on intimacy theory.

Two women dressed elegantly toasting with cocktails at a stylish party.
Culture | Dating | Finance

Woman Proudly Says She’s on a Budget, Still Orders Drinks Like a Wizard

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

She brought coupons to lunch and wore a thrifted blazer. But at the bar, she summoned a $19 potion that involved fire, mint, and audible clapping.

Artistic black and white portrait of a man in Atlanta casting shadows.
Dating | HERsay

He’s Not Emotionally Unavailable, He’s Just Spiritually Inactive

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He meditates twice a week and owns a candle. But when it comes to real intimacy, he vanishes like incense in a breeze. Maybe he’s not toxic — just unplugged.

Confident woman in pink suit smiling with coffee cup indoors against white wall.
Dating | HERsay

I’m Not Intimidating, You’re Just Not Comfortable Around Women Who Know Themselves

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He said I was “a lot.” I said thanks. He meant it as a warning. I took it as confirmation.

A woman in a black tank top writing with a laptop at a home desk during the day.
Dating | HERsay

Newly Single Dad Just Wants to See Where It Goes (And Overshare About His Ex Immediately)

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He’s emotionally available — for anyone willing to hear a 14-part saga about why his divorce wasn’t his fault. Bonus points if you’re good with kids and can listen without blinking.

Woman enjoying a cozy moment with a laptop and coffee in a modern interior setting.
Dating | HERsay

Don’t Be Boring: My Ideal Date Involves Sedating Large Predators or Mountain Summits

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

You like coffee? Cute. I like high-stakes survival. If we’re not rappelling by noon or tranquilizing something with fangs, we’re just coworkers with better lighting.

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