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Casual Dater’s Secret Checklist Leaves Men Ghosted, Graded, and Confused
Dating | MANalogue

Casual Dater’s Secret Checklist Leaves Men Ghosted, Graded, and Confused

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He thought they were vibing. She thought he failed the third unspoken compatibility test. In modern dating, the rubric is real — you just don’t get to see it.

A bearded man in a gray shirt looks shocked while holding a smartphone indoors.
Dating | MANalogue | Relationship

Local Woman’s Profile Powered Entirely by Pinterest Quotes Raises Alarms for Thought Drought

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

She’s manifesting love — but only using fonts from 2014. Experts warn the rise in recycled quote bios may signal an originality crisis among romantics.

A couple sharing a romantic moment on a city street at night.
Dating | HERsay | MANalogue

Financial Freedom Hits Men Like a Mortgage, Women Like a Flight Deal

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

When men get money, they settle down. When women get money, they level up. It’s not toxic — it’s trending.

A couple sitting apart during a counseling session, reflecting tension.
Dating | Entertainment | Media

Influencer Couple Announces Divorce via Brand Partnership

July 10, 2025July 31, 2025

The emotional breakup video is sponsored by HelloFresh, NordVPN, and a limited-edition candle called “Closure.”

Professional businesswoman in elegant attire looks thoughtfully out a large office window.
Doctrine | Relationship | Work

My boss keeps trying to gamify our sadness

My boss recently introduced a new ’emotional wellness initiative’ where we track our feelings in a Slack channel and earn points for vulnerability.

Dr. Sabrina Doctrine
Doctrine | Relationship

My roommate schedules ‘silent disco crying sessions’

My roommate, Jess, has started hosting something she calls ‘Silent Disco Crying Sessions’ in our living room.

Man Hiking
Dating | Relationship

My Bio Is My Syllabus: Why Modern Women Are the Problem and I’m the Pre-Recorded Solution

June 15, 2025July 31, 2025

He’s not bitter — he’s just better. A new class of digital bachelors is using their dating bios to diagnose women and pitch themselves as the cure. All in 300 characters or less.

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