Leo Horoscope for the Month of November 2025

Opening Vision

A goat screams at the moon and your destiny changes course. Welcome to a month of dramatic energy and mild chaos..

Your heart is in the right place. Shame your texts aren’t.

You’ll consider quitting everything and opening a crystal shop.

Sleep is a myth, but you chase it like a cryptid.

Pluto enters your DMs.

Week 1: Dramatic entrances. You may trip.

Week 2: Flirting leads to existential dread.

Week 3: Everything smells like a metaphor.

Week 4: Your playlist knows too much.

I am chaos in couture.

She opened a jar by herself, and now I’m spiraling. Should I just... join a militia?

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