
Informant
Internal leader
Eternal leaker
Unknown

Informant
Editorial Beat: The Mocking Post office culture, drama, water-cooler chats, and 90-hour work week.
Favorite Quote (left inside a mysterious folder):
If I told you, I’d have to redact it.
WANTED: This rogue writer pops up, publishes posts we can’t delete or modify.
- Writes like a detective, mysterious, conspiratorial.
- Leaves a trail to nowhere.
- Post articles without anyone knowing.
- Exposes absurdities of TMP HQ, founder life, misfires, or Mockitor drama
NOTE FROM THE STAFF: We don’t know who you are. We don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, we can tell you we don’t have money. But what we do have is a very particular set of skills, skills we have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you.