Everyone Wants Emotional Availability, Nobody Wants Emotional Honesty
Modern dating celebrates emotional availability until someone is honest enough to say what nobody wants to hear.
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Americans Can’t Afford Eggs, Somehow Still Buying Stanley Cups
Americans scrutinize grocery prices while enthusiastically collecting trendy tumblers that somehow never make it into the monthly budget.
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Vacation Photos Now Take Longer Than the Vacation
Modern vacations are less about relaxing and more about proving you relaxed, one perfectly staged photo at a time.
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Woman Chooses Salad Bar Over Liposuction, Demands Results by Tuesday
Tired of quick fixes that take too long, a local woman is furious that her lettuce hasn’t melted 30 pounds of regret in under a week.
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The Great American Freedom-Off: Who’s the Freest of Them All?
Contestants from across the nation battle for ultimate independence in a reality show that rewards whoever breaks the most rules while insisting they’re law-abiding citizens.
