It wasn’t always fists. Sometimes it was silence, or jokes that hit just hard enough to make you close the door again.
She blinked twice and somehow read a 12-page PDF of my suppressed feelings. I just wanted chips.
They watched a show, talked about trauma, didn’t kiss, and now she’s unsure whether to text him or cite him in a paper on intimacy theory.
I feel things. I just prefer to release them in eight episodes, one week at a time, with a two-year break between seasons.
In today’s low-bar Olympics, one local man proudly reports doing the bare minimum — and awaits confetti. Women remain unimpressed.
She says she’s not looking for anything serious — unless you fail her silent screening process for a future husband. Men are calling it “casual with conditions.”
When men get money, they settle down. When women get money, they level up. It’s not toxic — it’s trending.
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He’s not bitter — he’s just better. A new class of digital bachelors is using their dating bios to diagnose women and pitch themselves as the cure. All in 300 characters or less.