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Man Quietly Wins Lottery And Suddenly Becomes “Soulmate” of 43 Women
He told no one, but somehow every ex, classmate, and distant cousin sensed he’d become spiritually attractive overnight.
We Don’t Need More Outrage, We Need Smarter Listening
Being intelligent is not the same as being knowledgeable. Many intelligent people do dumb things. We don’t need more noise…
“You’re Welcome, America,”Trump Interviewed About Unreleased Epstein List
Trump calls for transparency, flirts with Kara, and accidentally invents a new legal doctrine: “Guilt is subjective if you squint.”
Man Mistaken for Cosplaying Wolverine Was Just a Tired Dad from Burbank
Wearing a tank top and visible stress, he was asked for autographs despite clearly holding a diaper bag and trail…
Pam Bondi to Release Epstein List, but Only to The Mocking Post
Former Florida AG announces exclusive Epstein list release to The Mocking Post, citing “consistent commitment to moral ambiguity and controlled…
Sagittarius Season Begins With Loud Apologies
Sagittarius will deliver dramatic public apologies for things they don’t regret.
Hunter Biden’s Laptop: “I Just Wanted to Be a Printer.”
In an exclusive sit-down, Patty Patricide interviews the most litigated, subpoenaed, and emotionally neglected piece of tech in American history…
Kari Lake Sues Reality Again, Vows to Win This Time
Despite a string of courtroom losses and increasing detachment from documented events, the Arizona firebrand remains confident she’ll prevail against…
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