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Trump Vows to End Birthright Citizenship, Says Only Real Americans Are Born at Golf Resorts
The president announced that future citizenship will depend on “location, bloodline, and whether the infant respects real estate branding.”
Trump Claims He Was President of United States “In a Spiritual Sense” Since 2016
At a recent rally, the former president clarified that while he may not be president “on paper,” he remains president…
Student Develops Intense Relationship With God During Finals, Forgets Him by Break
She hadn’t prayed in six months, but during her chemistry exam she started whispering things like “I’ll change” and “Please,…
Student Unsure if Last Night Was a Hookup, a Hangout, or a Four-Credit Sociology Experiment
They watched a show, talked about trauma, didn’t kiss, and now she’s unsure whether to text him or cite him…
ASU Effect: Freshman Arrives Average, Graduates as Instagram’s Sun Devil Stereotype
She came for classes but stayed for the “ASU Effect” transformation: 60% hair flipping, 40% filtered sunset selfies, 100% not…
Freshman Develops Entire Personality Around Dorm LED Lights
He arrived with one suitcase and 36 feet of mood lighting. Two weeks in, he hasn’t spoken to his roommate,…
Local Church Announces Rebrand: From Fellowship Hall to ‘Spirit Lounge’
The pews are now modular, the coffee has tasting notes, and parishioners are confused why they had to pay a…
Farm‑Girl Summer Became a Trend, Now Everyone’s Pinteresting Their Way to Boredom
From cottagecore dreams to overgrown zucchini gardens, everyone’s chasing slow living—until they realize infinity weeds aren’t trending.
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