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Friend’s ‘No Makeup Look’ Forces Woman to Rethink Entire Face
She thought she looked natural — until Olivia walked in with a dewy glow and no visible effort. Now she’s…
Woman Wears Statement Coat to Grocery Store, Deeply Aware It’s Her Personality Now
She wanted warmth. What she got was constant eye contact and an unspoken expectation to have something interesting to say…
Woman Redesigns Apartment to Match Life She Isn’t Living Yet
It’s minimal, elegant, and emotionally unavailable. Much like the version of herself she hopes to become once she starts waking…
Man Says He Lifts for His Mental Health, Clearly Also Lifting for Revenge
Jason says the gym is his therapy. And to be fair, he’s there six days a week, rain or shine,…
Woman Tries to Eat Clean, Accidentally Invents New Form of Orthorexia
She just wanted to feel good. Now she fears fruit, distrusts carrots, and weeps at birthday parties.
Man Optimizes Sleep So Aggressively He Forgets to Enjoy Being Awake
He tracks his REM cycles, avoids blue light, and winds down with magnesium tea and war podcasts — but no…
Woman Buys 10 Journals, Writes in None
She wanted clarity, mindfulness, and a page-a-day system for reinventing her life. Instead, she has a growing pile of untouched…
I’m Not Emotionally Unavailable — I’m Just Pacing Myself Like a Limited Series
I feel things. I just prefer to release them in eight episodes, one week at a time, with a two-year…
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