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Critics Say Obama Divided America, Forgetting It Was Racists Who Split From Humanity
They say Obama divided America. But birther lies, Charlie Kirk’s race hysteria, and racist withdrawal fractured society long before any…
My Dad Fixed the Sink, I Called a Plumber. What Does That Make Me?
He used a wrench and confidence. I used Yelp and panic. But hey, the drip’s gone — except the one…
The First Time We Broke Something (and Laughed)
From missing menus to meltdowns, the launch wasn’t spotless. But chaos is part of the charm. Here’s what went wrong,…
If Jesus Came to America, Neither Party Would Claim Him
Republicans would deport Him, Democrats would over-schedule Him, and both would scramble to spin His parables into campaign slogans.
Smart People Don’t Like Me, and the Polling Proves It
Trump’s own admission lines up neatly with national data: college-educated voters lean Democratic, while Republicans court the proudly unlettered.
Wellness Gurus Say Sleep Is Free, Forgetting Rent Costs $2,000 a Month
Sleep is free, say wellness gurus. For everyone else, rent costs $2,000 and uninterrupted rest feels like another luxury no…
Trump Voters Embrace Fascism to Escape Socialism They Can’t Define
Many Americans are rejecting socialism they can’t describe in favor of fascism they can’t recognize, proving definitions are optional in…
Experts Say Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But $900M Down Payment Doesn’t Hurt
Two unknown Powerball winners split $1.8B, while experts insist money can’t buy happiness—yet the nation imagines every way it absolutely…
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