Every Job I’ve Had Since 25 Has Just Been a Better Dressed Version of Panic
The offices got nicer, the snacks got healthier, but I still wake up with jaw tension and a browser full of job listings I won’t apply to.
I’m Not Burnt Out. I’m Just Done. But Still Logging In.
The lights are on, nobody’s home, and the Teams status is set to “Available (Emotionally Hollow).”
The Guy I Call ‘Bro’ at the Gym Knows More About My Life Than My Brother
I’ve never seen him outside the squat rack, but he knows about my breakup, my sleep issues, and my macros. We’ve never made eye contact for more than three seconds.
I Can’t Tell If I’m Bulking or Depressed
All I know is I’m eating peanut butter with a spoon and calling it strategy.
My Dad Fixed the Sink. I Googled It and Called a Guy. What Does That Make Me?
He used a wrench and confidence. I used Yelp and panic. But hey, the drip’s gone — except the one in the mirror.
Am I Protecting You or Just Looking for a Reason to Feel Useful?
She opened a jar by herself, and now I’m spiraling. Should I just… join a militia?
Student Develops Intense Relationship With God During Finals, Forgets Him by Break
She hadn’t prayed in six months, but during her chemistry exam she started whispering things like “I’ll change” and “Please, just this one time.”
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Student Unsure if Last Night Was a Hookup, a Hangout, or a Four-Credit Sociology Experiment
They watched a show, talked about trauma, didn’t kiss, and now she’s unsure whether to text him or cite him in a paper on intimacy theory.
ASU Effect: Freshman Arrives Average, Graduates as Instagram’s Sun Devil Stereotype
She came for classes but stayed for the “ASU Effect” transformation: 60% hair flipping, 40% filtered sunset selfies, 100% not citing sources in class.
Freshman Develops Entire Personality Around Dorm LED Lights
He arrived with one suitcase and 36 feet of mood lighting. Two weeks in, he hasn’t spoken to his roommate, but the room looks incredible during Fortnite losses.
Man Says He Lifts for His Mental Health, Clearly Also Lifting for Revenge
Jason says the gym is his therapy. And to be fair, he’s there six days a week, rain or shine,…
BREAKING: Woman Called Brave for Having Opinion
Apparently, expressing a thought now qualifies as heroism — as long as you smile afterward and include a disclaimer in parentheses.