Man Mistaken for Cosplaying Wolverine Was Just a Tired Dad from Burbank
Wearing a tank top and visible stress, he was asked for autographs despite clearly holding a diaper bag and trail mix.
Man Earns Black Belt Online in 6 Weeks — Immediately Opens Dojo in Strip Mall
No prior experience. No in-person training. Just 37 YouTube videos, a PayPal receipt, and a vision. Critics call it fraud. He calls it “modern lineage.”
Zendaya & Tom Holland Deny Their Relationship Is “Just for PR”
In an exclusive sit-down with Chaz Blamington, America’s favorite maybe-couple answers the question on everyone’s feed: Are they dating, acting, or just in a longform branded campaign for Gen Z affection? The results were romantic, confusing, and allegedly unscripted.
Streaming Service Launches Entirely for Shows You Lie About Watching
Introducing “Pretendlix”: Finally, a platform for prestige dramas you’ll never open, but always bring up in conversation.
Netflix Promotes New Series by Releasing Entire Plot in Trailer
Audiences praised the show’s pacing, emotional depth, and resolution — all experienced during the two-minute preview they now have no reason to watch.
Post Malone Releases Country Album, Fans Unsure If It’s a Bit or the Future
The rapper-turned-singer-turned-cowboy unveils “Boot.exe,” an album equal parts twang, trauma, and unexpected emotional clarity.
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Influencer Couple Announces Divorce via Brand Partnership
The emotional breakup video is sponsored by HelloFresh, NordVPN, and a limited-edition candle called “Closure.”
Hollywood Signs First Fully AI-Generated Actor to Multi-Film Deal
The synthetic star, known as Eliah™, is reportedly “charismatic, punctual, and immune to scandals.” SAG-AFTRA remains unsure whether to strike, negotiate, or reboot themselves.
Netflix Announces Gritty Open-World Adaptation of Candy Land
Titled Sugarfall, the reimagined series turns the childhood board game into a dystopian war epic where Queen Frostine runs a drug cartel and Gumdrop Pass is a no-go zone.
Student-Athlete Collective Becomes Hot New Club That Didn’t Teach Him to Play
One minute he’s promised a sponsor-funded highlight reel, the next he’s in a group chat debating whether selling T-shirts counts as “valid business purpose.”
ESPN Developing Cinematic Universe Based on SportsCenter Personalities
The “SCU” will launch with an origin series about Stuart Scott, followed by a gritty reboot of the video game NFL Blitz and a multiverse where mascots battle for airtime.
Taylor Swift to Moderate 2028 Presidential Debate, Nation Unsure If It’s Historic or a Concept Album
The pop icon will host the first Gen Z-targeted debate, featuring policy questions, themed bracelets, and a “Midterms (Taylor’s Version)” companion EP.