Powerball at $1.6B: For A Night, Everyone Has a Financial Plan
On Powerball night, Americans suddenly have detailed financial plans, revealing less about greed and more about how desperate people are for stability.
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FIFA Presents Trump With Peace Award, Unsure What Sport Peace Plays
Somewhere between a goalpost and a grift. In a move that confused diplomats, historians, and anyone familiar with basic job…
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Influencer Couple Announces Divorce via Brand Partnership
The emotional breakup video is sponsored by HelloFresh, NordVPN, and a limited-edition candle called “Closure.”
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Hollywood Signs First Fully AI-Generated Actor to Multi-Film Deal
The synthetic star, known as Eliah™, is reportedly “charismatic, punctual, and immune to scandals.” SAG-AFTRA remains unsure whether to strike, negotiate, or reboot themselves.
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Post Malone Releases Country Album and Fans Unsure
The rapper-turned-singer-turned-cowboy unveils “Boot.exe,” an album equal parts twang, trauma, and unexpected emotional clarity.
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Turning Point Demands “All-American” Super Bowl Halftime Show, Accidentally Serves Tacos at the Press Conference
Turning Point USA wants an “All-American” Super Bowl halftime show to protest Bad Bunny’s Spanish lyrics, accidentally serving tacos while ignoring that Trump’s own rallies played Latin salsa hits.
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All-Female Nightclub Shuts Down After Night of Eternal Waiting
An ambitious all-female nightclub experiment collapsed when patrons spent the evening locked in a polite standoff, waiting for someone else to pick up the tab.
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If Players Get Benched for Mistakes, Why Don’t Referees?
It’s become a tired ritual in the WNBA: a questionable whistle blows, the game flips, and when players or coaches…
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Student-Athlete Collective Gains Popularity but Fails to Teach Him the Sport
One minute he’s promised a sponsor-funded highlight reel, the next he’s in a group chat debating whether selling T-shirts counts as “valid business purpose.”
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WNBA Referees: The Real MVPs… of Questionable Calls
Let’s face it: while WNBA athletes fly, crash, and dazzle us nightly, the real “highlight” often comes courtesy of the folks in stripes, aka, the referees. And not always for the right reasons.
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Tennis Loyalists Protest Pickleball Takeover of Empty Courts
Despite years of underused tennis courts, longtime players now claim pickleball is erasing tradition, replacing silence with an unwelcome pop-pop rhythm.
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WNBA Referees Confuse Foul Calls With Interpretive Dance
After Caitlin Clark’s injury drew no whistle, officials appeared more focused on abstract hand movements than, say, the actual game unfolding before them.
