Tennis Loyalists Protest Pickleball Takeover of Empty Courts
Despite years of underused tennis courts, longtime players now claim pickleball is erasing tradition, replacing silence with an unwelcome pop-pop rhythm.
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WNBA Referees Confuse Foul Calls With Interpretive Dance
After Caitlin Clark’s injury drew no whistle, officials appeared more focused on abstract hand movements than, say, the actual game unfolding before them.
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Retired Tennis Ball Pleads with Pickleball: ‘Stay Humble or Face Backlash’
In an open letter, a veteran tennis ball advises pickleball to honor its humble origins amid the sport’s explosive popularity and cultural takeover.
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Congress Holds Emergency Hearing on Pickleball Noise Crisis
Lawmakers across party lines unite to address the rising clatter of pickleball courts, framing the sport’s pop-pop-pop as a national quality-of-life emergency.
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Trump Taps Pillow Guy to Karaoke, Kid Rock to Headline at Rally
With artists declining the invite, Trump’s team has pivoted to a lineup that includes karaoke by Lindell and a full set from Kid Rock. Dress code: patriotism or sequins.
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Comic-Con Loki Cosplayer Gets Trapped in Panel, Becomes Emotional Support Trickster
He showed up in costume for fun. Three hours later, fans were confessing trauma to him and asking for life advice.
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Coldplay Declines Trump’s Ask to Perform at Rally
After demands to perform at a Trump rally as reparations for media distraction, the band responds with a polite decline and a masterclass in avoidance.
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Trump Demands Coldplay Perform at Rally to Repay “Stolen Attention”
After accusing the band of hijacking the spotlight, Trump now insists Coldplay make it right—on stage, under his terms, and in red ties.
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The Guest List
They met in rooms with velvet walls,
Where money hummed and memory stalls.
A whisper here, a nod, a toast—
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Influencer Used Real Emotions And Followers Left
She broke character, and possibly the algorithm, by crying without mascara and admitting she felt “off.” Her engagement dropped instantly.
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Doctrine | Memes | Mockademia
My Professor Live-Streamed Our Class Without Telling Us. Now I’m a Meme.
I go to a mid-sized state university and recently discovered that one of my professors has been live-streaming our lectures on TikTok “to promote access and engagement.”
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Man Mistaken for Cosplaying Wolverine Was Just a Tired Dad from Burbank
Wearing a tank top and visible stress, he was asked for autographs despite clearly holding a diaper bag and trail mix.
