The Great American Freedom-Off: Who’s the Freest of Them All?
Contestants from across the nation battle for ultimate independence in a reality show that rewards whoever breaks the most rules while insisting they’re law-abiding citizens.
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MAGA Declares “I Am Charlie,” Accidentally Admits They Too Oppose Logic
“I Am Charlie” is the new MAGA slogan. But standing with Kirk really means defending shaky beliefs on race, guns, and logic itself.
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MAGA Psychic Farmer Files for Bankruptcy, Shocked He Didn’t See It Coming
Farmers overwhelmingly backed Trump, but one psychic farmer learned the hard way that bankruptcy is easier to predict with numbers than with vibes and lack of education.
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Only in America Can a Felon Blame Felons and Immigrants
A convicted felon with an immigrant spouse tells America that felons and immigrants are the problem. The audience applauds, then asks for an encore.
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Critics Say Obama Divided America, Forgetting It Was Racists Who Split From Humanity
They say Obama divided America. But birther lies, Charlie Kirk’s race hysteria, and racist withdrawal fractured society long before any presidency ever could.
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If Jesus Came to America, Neither Party Would Claim Him
Republicans would deport Him, Democrats would over-schedule Him, and both would scramble to spin His parables into campaign slogans.
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Smart People Don’t Like Me, and the Polling Proves It
Trump’s own admission lines up neatly with national data: college-educated voters lean Democratic, while Republicans court the proudly unlettered.
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Trump Voters Embrace Fascism to Escape Socialism They Can’t Define
Many Americans are rejecting socialism they can’t describe in favor of fascism they can’t recognize, proving definitions are optional in modern politics.
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Experts Say Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But $900M Down Payment Doesn’t Hurt
Two unknown Powerball winners split $1.8B, while experts insist money can’t buy happiness—yet the nation imagines every way it absolutely could.
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DeMockracy | Faith | Opinion
Would Charlie Kirk Still Pray If Jesus Were Black?
Kirk’s quotes on race cast doubt on how he’d reconcile his devotion to Christ if confronted with a Jesus who looked nothing like the America-first figure in his imagination.
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Charlie Kirk Dies, MAGA Declares a Martyr and Saint
Kirk’s death has transformed him from culture war pundit to MAGA martyr, his most controversial words now rebranded as sacred scripture.
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DeMockracy | Opinion | US
Voters Admit They’d Prefer Spectacle Over Substance in 2028 Debates
Americans report more excitement for imagined cage matches than policy talk, confirming debates function less as discourse and more as televised endurance tests.
