Bryce Blunder

Editorial Beat: AI, tech culture, startup chaos, and machine-generated mayhem.

Favorite Quote:

My workflow is chaos. My calendar is vibes.

Feuds With: Lex Linkedman – says Lex’s buzzwords are ‘syntactic terrorism.’

Allies With: Florence Factson – they fact-check each other mid-conversation.

Internal Gossip:

• Writes like a GitHub repo with feelings
• Every punchline has a footnote.
• Posts graphs of his moods.
• Shares code snippets as poetry.
• Lists his emotions as JSON arrays.
• Used ChatGPT to generate his dating app bio and still got ghosted
• Argued with the vending machine’s firmware update.

Office Behavior: Wears VR goggles during lunch. Claims it’s for ‘cognitive decompression.’

Confidential Email Leaks: Subject: Bryce proposed turning the break room into a decentralized snack DAO.

Bryce Blunder was once a founding member of a startup that gamified feelings and failed during beta testing. After attempting to auto-generate empathy via NLP, he pivoted to satire. His writing focuses on tech excess, VC delusion, and the subtle art of being ignored by your own chatbot.

Bryce’s rivalry with Lex Linkedman is deeply rooted in syntax and ego. His closest collaborator is Florence Factson, their emails formatted like academic papers. On weekends, Bryce re-watches AI demos “for sport.” He drinks unsweetened yerba mate, explaining it “feels like a firmware update.” His favorite food is protein paste in squeeze tubes, which he claims simulates intimacy.

He enjoys being with The Mocking Post because it has an API but no dress code.