Buck Brogan

Editorial Beat: Gen Z takedowns, tech rants, nostalgia raves.

Favorite Quote:

You want Wi-Fi? I have dial-up and character.

Feuds With: Jules Cringeley – refuses to call him anything but ‘Hashtag Boy.’

Allies With: Norman Mockwell – they bond over curmudgeon energy.

Internal Gossip:

• Types like your angry uncle with a Facebook account and no filter.
• Posts blurry BBQ photos with long captions.
• Only uses hashtags sarcastically.
• Hasn’t updated his social media profile pic since 2007.
• Thinks TikTok is “a plot to destroy the mind and sentence structure.”
• Brings his own coffee. It’s instant and bitter.

Office Behavior: Talks to himself in meetings. Refuses to ‘mute.’

Confidential Email Leaks: Subject: Buck printed out his blog and left it in every cubicle ‘for exposure.’

Buck Brogan once owned a Radio Shack and still refers to it as “the good times.” He joined The Mocking Post to document the downfall of society, one TikTok trend at a time. His columns are nostalgic, angry, and occasionally accurate by accident.

He feuds with Jules Cringeley and commiserates with Norman Mockwell. Buck drinks flat root beer and eats meatloaf, “the way God intended.”

He loves The Mocking Post because they let him write without telling him to type with more than two fingers, which is impressively fast.