Chaz Blamington

Editorial Beat: Celebs, trends, people making choices publicly.

Favorite Quote:

I don’t spread rumors. I accelerate them with context.

Feuds With: Jules Cringeley – calls him ‘an unpaid intern cosplaying as chaotic neutral.’

Allies With: Derek Brutal – they roast in harmony.

Internal Gossip:

• Pop culture references like glitter bombs.
• Subtweets her exes in charity captions.
• Filters stronger than her opinions.
• Leaked her meme for clout, then denied it

Office Behavior:

• Leaves glitter trails near the coffee station. Pretends it’s accidental.

Confidential Email Leaks: Subject: Chaz submitted a ‘selfie policy’ draft that banned poor lighting.

Chaz Blamington rose from meme intern to digital overlord after live-tweeting her own resignation from a startup that sold ethically sourced hoverboards. She now skewers influencer culture, relationship grifts, and performative self-care from the front lines. Her snark is brutal, her side-eyes legendary, and her use of pop culture references legally considered shade.

She’s locked in a constant passive-aggressive feud with Jules Cringeley (“TikTok cosplay gone wrong”) and tag-teams takedowns with Derek Brutal. On weekends, she judges latte art competitions she wasn’t invited to. A devout rose drinker, Chaz insists it’s the “official beverage of petty feminism.” Her favorite food is overpriced truffle fries, which she claims help her reconnect with her privilege.

What she loves most about The Mocking Post is that it lets her weaponize personality flaws into brand equity.