Retired Tennis Ball Urges Pickleball to “Stay Humble”
Buck Brogan
Mockitor Emeritus of Generational Disdain
Senior Contributor, Generational Trends

It was written in looping, slightly faded ink, the kind you find on old stationery tucked away in a drawer. The author identified himself simply as “Wilson, formerly of Court One,” and the intended recipient was clear: Pickleball, the upstart whose perforated face now dominates community courts from Florida to Oregon.
The letter opened with a warm acknowledgment. “You’ve made quite an entrance,” Wilson wrote. “And I can respect that. The courts are buzzing, the laughter is real, and you’ve given people a reason to lace up again.” But soon, the tone shifted, still polite, but edged with caution.
Wilson recounted a lifetime under the sun, his felt worn by years of rallies that stretched into dusky evenings. He remembered the crack of wooden rackets, the smell of fresh-cut grass, the sound of applause when the last set was over. “We worked for our place,” he reminded. “Earned it, inch by inch.”
The heart of his message was simple: fame can change a sport faster than a summer storm. Pickleball’s rapid rise, with its celebrity endorsements and sprawling tournaments, carried a risk—losing the grit and camaraderie that gave it meaning in the first place. “Stay humble,” Wilson urged. “Remember the backyards and rec centers where you started. The games played with borrowed paddles. The joy before the sponsors.”
Have you ever thought about the moment when something you loved became too big for its own good? That’s what Wilson feared. His words read less like a warning and more like the quiet counsel of someone who had seen the arc before—early adoration, swelling hype, and the eventual search for authenticity again.
By the final paragraph, Wilson seemed almost wistful. “If the applause gets too loud,” he wrote, “step back and listen for the small sounds—the ones that made you want to play in the first place.”
The letter has since circulated online, drawing a mix of bemusement and nods of agreement from both camps. Some tennis loyalists called it overdue. Some pickleball players called it condescending. But others, quietly, called it true.