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If Players Get Benched for Mistakes, Why Don’t Referees?
It’s become a tired ritual in the WNBA: a questionable whistle blows, the game flips, and when players or coaches…
The Quiet Death of Nuanced Thought Online
Once a thriving part of public discourse, Nuanced Thought has quietly passed away after years of being misunderstood, misquoted, and…
The Death of the Conservative Christian Conscience
Mourned by scripture, survived by culture wars, the Conservative Christian Conscience passed quietly after years of rationalizing the irrational.
Voters Admit They’d Prefer Spectacle Over Substance in 2028 Debates
Americans report more excitement for imagined cage matches than policy talk, confirming debates function less as discourse and more as…
Modern Dating Standards: Six Feet, Six Figures, Zero Personality
Women raise the bar again, insisting on men tall enough to change lightbulbs and rich enough to outsource basic personality…
We’re Live. At Least According to the Voices in Marketing
After months of tweaking headlines and taming rogue mockitors, The Mocking Post is officially—probably—live. Refresh if you dare.
Life Coach Builds Fortune Teaching ‘Self-Integrity’ Through Infidelity
A self-growth collective claims infidelity, deception, and nudity retreats are just self-integrity. Thousands are paying to find themselves, by losing…
Student-Athlete Collective Gains Popularity but Fails to Teach Him the Sport
One minute he’s promised a sponsor-funded highlight reel, the next he’s in a group chat debating whether selling T-shirts counts…
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