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Woman Opens New Credit Card to Prove She’s Emotionally Ready for Europe
She’s not impulsive. She’s preparing. Financial experts are unclear if €14 rosé in Lisbon counts as personal growth, but she’s…
Gen Z Replaces Personality With Entire Slideshows About Boundaries
Don’t ask how they’re doing, just check Slide 4. A new communication trend is turning personal space into deck…
Rebranding Emotional Baggage as ‘Vintage Trauma’ Helps Millennials Feel Curated
Your childhood wasn’t a mess, it was an aesthetic origin story. And now, thanks to good lighting and better language,…
Spotify Introduces “Vibe Score” to Shame Your Taste in Real Time
Your music taste now has consequences.
He’s Not Emotionally Unavailable, He’s Just Spiritually Inactive
He meditates twice a week and owns a candle. But when it comes to real intimacy, he vanishes like incense…
I’m Not Intimidating, You’re Just Not Comfortable Around Women Who Know Themselves
He said I was “a lot.” I said thanks. He meant it as a warning. I took it as confirmation.
Instagram Testing ‘Mood Ratio’ to Quantify Emotional Collapse
Your sadness is now trackable. Brands are already preparing mood-based discounts.
Influencer Couple Announces Divorce via Brand Partnership
The emotional breakup video is sponsored by HelloFresh, NordVPN, and a limited-edition candle called “Closure.”
Latest Dear Dr. Doctrine
My roommate schedules ‘silent disco crying sessions’
My roommate, Jess, has started hosting something she calls ‘Silent Disco Crying Sessions’ in our living room.