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New Tariffs Help Americans Pay More, Feel Patriotic Doing It
Supporters say higher tariffs punish China — economists say they mostly punish checkout lines in Ohio. Either way, someone’s winning…
Ghosted by a Recruiter? That’s Just Free Character Development
When recruiters vanish mid-process, it’s not unprofessional—it’s a growth opportunity. Real winners treat rejection like a networking event they weren’t…
Modern Parents Confuse Basic Survival With Abuse, Say Adults Who Survived It
Older generations recall childhoods filled with actual danger—and claim it gave them grit, trauma, and superior thermostat authority.
The Guest List
They met in rooms with velvet walls,
Where money hummed and memory stalls.
A whisper here, a nod, a toast—
Each smile a…
Influencer Caught Using Real Emotion, Followers Left Unsettled and Unsure How to Engage
She broke character — and possibly the algorithm — by crying without mascara and admitting she felt “off.” Her engagement…
Man Quietly Wins Lottery, Suddenly Becomes “Soulmate” of 43 Women From High School
He told no one, but somehow every ex, classmate, and distant cousin sensed he’d become spiritually attractive overnight.
We Don’t Need More Outrage — We Need Smarter Listening
Being intelligent is not the same as being knowledgeable. Many intelligent people do dumb things. We don’t need more noise…
“You’re Welcome, America” — Trump Interviewed About Unreleased Epstein List
Trump calls for transparency, flirts with Kara, and accidentally invents a new legal doctrine: “Guilt is subjective if you squint.”
Latest Dear Dr. Doctrine
My roommate schedules ‘silent disco crying sessions’
My roommate, Jess, has started hosting something she calls ‘Silent Disco Crying Sessions’ in our living room.