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Google Maps Adds ‘Emotional Terrain’ to Help Avoid Bad Vibes
Now rerouting… around your feelings.
Taylor Swift to Moderate 2028 Presidential Debate
The pop icon will host the first Gen Z-targeted debate, featuring policy questions, themed bracelets, and a “Midterms (Taylor’s Version)”…
Entrepreneurs Love Big Ideas, Hate Invoices
Entrepreneurs love big ideas and bold visions, but avoid invoices, reminders, and cash flow until the business quietly forces them…
Fitness and Health Resolutions for 2026 Made by People Who Hate January
Americans announce bold fitness resolutions for 2026, fully aware motivation will disappear by mid-January but hopeful the new gear lasts…
Dating Resolutions for 2026 Made by People Who Will Ignore Them by February
Singles announce bold dating resolutions for 2026, fully aware they will ignore most of them once chemistry, vibes, and red…
I’m Not Emotionally Unavailable, I’m Just Pacing Myself Like a Limited Series
I feel things. I just prefer to release them in eight episodes, one week at a time, with a two-year…
Politicians Celebrate Christmas by Cutting Food Programs the Next Morning
Politicians praise generosity on Christmas Day, then move to cut food assistance programs the next morning, proving empathy has a…
Woman Redesigns Apartment to Match Life She Isn’t Living Yet
It’s minimal, elegant, and emotionally unavailable. Much like the version of herself she hopes to become once she starts waking…
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My roommate schedules ‘silent disco crying sessions’
My roommate, Jess, has started hosting something she calls ‘Silent Disco Crying Sessions’ in our living room.