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My Ideal Date Involves Sedating Large Predators or Mountain Summits
You like coffee? Cute. I like high-stakes survival. If we’re not rappelling by noon or tranquilizing something with fangs, we’re…
New Financial App Helps You Track Regrets in Real Time
Budgeting is out. Reflection is in. A new app breaks down every purchase by emotional consequence, social fallout, and future…
Man’s Podcast Now Just Weekly List of Things He’s “Not Allowed to Say Anymore”
What began as a commentary show has become an oral complaint log about accountability, dating apps, and modern consequences.
Influencer Caught Using Real Emotion, Followers Left Confused
She cried on camera without a launch, a link, or a lipstick. The reaction was swift, divided, and algorithmically devastating.
Influencer Discovers Poverty in Sponsored Post and Raises Awareness and Engagement
She meant to promote a skincare serum. Instead, she stumbled into a global crisis, and 38,000 new followers. Poverty has…
Newly Single Dad Wants to See Where It Goes, Overshare About His Ex
He’s emotionally available — for anyone willing to hear a 14-part saga about why his divorce wasn’t his fault. Bonus…
Must Align With My Unwavering Beliefs Sourced Exclusively From YouTube
He doesn’t need to be perfect — he just needs to believe what I believe, in the exact order I…
My Bio Says ‘No Drama,’ My Communication Says ‘Escape Room’
She claims to be low-maintenance. Meanwhile, her texts require three close reads, a mood decoder, and a minor in interpretive…
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