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If Jesus Came to America, Neither Party Would Claim Him
Republicans would deport Him, Democrats would over-schedule Him, and both would scramble to spin His parables into campaign slogans.
Smart People Don’t Like Me, and the Polling Proves It
Trump’s own admission lines up neatly with national data: college-educated voters lean Democratic, while Republicans court the proudly unlettered.
Wellness Gurus Say Sleep Is Free, Forgetting Rent Costs $2,000 a Month
Sleep is free, say wellness gurus. For everyone else, rent costs $2,000 and uninterrupted rest feels like another luxury no…
Trump Voters Embrace Fascism to Escape Socialism They Can’t Define
Many Americans are rejecting socialism they can’t describe in favor of fascism they can’t recognize, proving definitions are optional in…
Experts Say Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But $900M Down Payment Doesn’t Hurt
Two unknown Powerball winners split $1.8B, while experts insist money can’t buy happiness—yet the nation imagines every way it absolutely…
Would Charlie Kirk Still Pray If Jesus Were Black?
Kirk’s quotes on race cast doubt on how he’d reconcile his devotion to Christ if confronted with a Jesus who…
Nobody Reads Anymore, Says Woman Who Commented on an Article She Didn’t Finish
Critics say reading is dead, yet commenters prove it daily, skimming headlines, ignoring nuance, and declaring opinions on articles they…
All-Female Nightclub Shuts Down After Night of Eternal Waiting
An ambitious all-female nightclub experiment collapsed when patrons spent the evening locked in a polite standoff, waiting for someone else…
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