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Zendaya & Tom Holland Deny Their Relationship Is “Just for PR”
In an exclusive sit-down with Chaz Blamington, America’s favorite maybe-couple answers the question on everyone’s feed: Are they dating, acting,…
MrBeast: “I’m Just a Kid With a Billion-Dollar Piggy Bank”
Kara Conforman sits down with MrBeast to discuss wealth, copycats, corporate chaos, and whether generosity can be algorithmically monetized. He…
I’m Finally Happy, and It’s Making Everyone Nervous
I got my life together, and now everyone assumes I’ve joined a cult or pyramid scheme. Honestly, they’re not wrong…
I Don’t Believe in Luck. I Believe in Being So Loud They Let You Win Out of Exhaustion
I’ve never been the best in the room — just the most committed to refusing to leave it. I succeed…
I’m Not Ghosting You. I’m Dissociating With Style.
Yes, I saw your text. I even rehearsed a reply in three emotional dialects. Then I floated into the ceiling…
My Favorite Moments Are When No One Needs Anything From Me
No emails. No calls. No decisions to make. Just me, a lawn chair, and the raw, unsupervised freedom of temporary…
Sometimes I Drive Nowhere Just to Feel Like a Man With a Purpose
No destination. No playlist. Just road noise, bottled water, and the faint hope that movement still counts as progress.
She Wants Me to Open Up. But Every Time I Did That Growing Up, Something Got Broken.
It wasn’t always fists. Sometimes it was silence, or jokes that hit just hard enough to make you close the…
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