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Culture | Finance | HERsay | Relationship

Woman Opens New Credit Card to Prove She’s Emotionally Ready for Europe

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

She’s not impulsive. She’s preparing. Financial experts are unclear if €14 rosé in Lisbon counts as personal growth, but she’s already packed.

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Culture | Finance | Lifestyle

Local Dad Outraged by Gas Prices, Still Buys Boat He Won’t Use

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He swears the country’s going to hell over $4.09 a gallon, but just put $28,000 on a depreciating fiberglass dream named “Liquid Asset.”

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Business | Culture | Finance | Tech

New Financial App Helps You Track Regrets in Real Time

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

Budgeting is out. Reflection is in. A new app breaks down every purchase by emotional consequence, social fallout, and future therapy cost.

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Doctrine | Relationship | Work

My boss keeps trying to gamify our sadness

My boss recently introduced a new ’emotional wellness initiative’ where we track our feelings in a Slack channel and earn points for vulnerability.

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DeMockracy

Supreme Court Rules 5-4 That Public Still Doesn’t Understand How Supreme Court Works

July 7, 2025July 31, 2025

The justices issued a rare joint opinion confirming that most Americans think the Court is either a game show, a Hogwarts house, or some kind of retirement reward.

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DeMockracy | Music

Taylor Swift to Moderate 2028 Presidential Debate, Nation Unsure If It’s Historic or a Concept Album

July 4, 2025July 31, 2025

The pop icon will host the first Gen Z-targeted debate, featuring policy questions, themed bracelets, and a “Midterms (Taylor’s Version)” companion EP.

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DeMockracy

Proposition 47B Would Ban Future Propositions, Voters Unsure Whether to Support

July 3, 2025July 31, 2025

Supporters say the measure would simplify democracy. Opponents argue it’s a paradox wrapped in a ballot wrapped in 14 pages of fine print.

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DeMockracy | News | The Mock Locker

Florida Teens Carrying Handguns Soaring — And No, This Isn’t a Drill

June 21, 2025July 31, 2025

Gun hormones are trending—and not in a good way. Florida teen handgun carrying jumped from 3.7% to 6% in 20 years, with middle schoolers and girls leading the charge. Here’s where the worries start—and how we could actually help.

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