The Death of Modesty: Last Seen in a Beige Sweater
Modesty passed quietly, outdressed and outposted by louder personalities who listed humility as a brand strategy.
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The Death of the Conservative Christian Conscience
Mourned by scripture, survived by culture wars, the Conservative Christian Conscience passed quietly after years of rationalizing the irrational.
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We’re Live. At Least According to the Voices in Marketing
After months of tweaking headlines and taming rogue mockitors, The Mocking Post is officially—probably—live. Refresh if you dare.
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Student-Athlete Collective Gains Popularity but Fails to Teach Him the Sport
One minute he’s promised a sponsor-funded highlight reel, the next he’s in a group chat debating whether selling T-shirts counts as “valid business purpose.”
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How We Got Here, The Mocking Post Idea
We didn’t launch a satire site—we started a cultural counterpunch with erasable maker and lowercase sarcasm. Behind every memo and cursed horoscope is a real dream: to make smart mockery go mainstream. You ready?
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Trump Taps Pillow Guy to Karaoke, Kid Rock to Headline at Rally
With artists declining the invite, Trump’s team has pivoted to a lineup that includes karaoke by Lindell and a full set from Kid Rock. Dress code: patriotism or sequins.
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Comic-Con Loki Cosplayer Gets Trapped in Panel, Becomes Emotional Support Trickster
He showed up in costume for fun. Three hours later, fans were confessing trauma to him and asking for life advice.
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Supreme Court Rules 5-4 That Public Still Doesn’t Understand How Supreme Court Works
The justices issued a rare joint opinion confirming that most Americans think the Court is either a game show, a Hogwarts house, or some kind of retirement reward.
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Culture | DeMockracy | Tech | UnAsked | US
Hunter Biden’s Laptop: “I Just Wanted to Be a Printer.”
In an exclusive sit-down, Patty Patricide interviews the most litigated, subpoenaed, and emotionally neglected piece of tech in American history. Yes — the laptop.
