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I’m Not Confused — I’m Rebranding Every 90 Days
Some call it chaos. I call it agile self-concepting. If you’re not willing to pivot your identity, how serious are…
Woman Demands Boyfriend Cut Ties with Female Friends, Maintains Bond with Guy Friend
Lydia says it’s about “respect,” not jealousy. So naturally, she banned Matt from texting his lab partner while she gets…
True Friendship Confirmed Between Two Adults, People Confused
In a culture where most friendships dissolve faster than a group trip deposit, Laura and Devin have defied expectations—not by…
Red States Begin Banning Electric Cars for Being “Too Woke”
In a sweeping cultural maneuver that began with book bans and moved swiftly to gas stove heroism, several Republican-led states…
Promposal Ends in Confusion as Both Students Were Planning to Say No
What started as a romantic gesture ended with two students politely rejecting each other at the same time, sparking the…
Freshman Accidentally Sets Curve After Thinking Test Was ‘Just Practice’
Chaos erupted in Honors Bio after a freshman mistook the midterm for “warm-up questions” and accidentally wrecked the grading curve…
Girl Gets 3 Days Detention for AirDropping Inspirational Quote
A sophomore’s digital pep talk spiraled into a disciplinary crackdown after students began feeling mildly better about themselves.
University Adds ‘Emotional Support Friend’ Program to Replace Therapy
Citing budget cuts and “vibe-based student feedback,” a major university has launched a bold initiative: assigning each freshman an “Emotional…
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