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Spotify Introduces “Vibe Score” to Shame Your Taste in Real Time
Your music taste now has consequences.
He’s Not Emotionally Unavailable, He’s Just Spiritually Inactive
He meditates twice a week and owns a candle. But when it comes to real intimacy, he vanishes like incense…
I’m Not Intimidating, You’re Just Not Comfortable Around Women Who Know Themselves
He said I was “a lot.” I said thanks. He meant it as a warning. I took it as confirmation.
Instagram Testing ‘Mood Ratio’ to Quantify Emotional Collapse
Your sadness is now trackable. Brands are already preparing mood-based discounts.
Influencer Couple Announces Divorce via Brand Partnership
The emotional breakup video is sponsored by HelloFresh, NordVPN, and a limited-edition candle called “Closure.”
BREAKING: Woman Called Brave for Having Opinion
Apparently, expressing a thought now qualifies as heroism, as long as you smile afterward and include a disclaimer in parentheses.
Man Spends More on Supplements Than Rent and Still Won’t Get Bloodwork
He’s on six nootropics, four testosterone boosters, and one mushroom powder from a guy named Craig. But a $92 lab…
Financial Influencer Says You Can Retire at 31 by Chaging Your Personality
He achieved financial freedom by waking up at 4:11 a.m., rejecting joy, and not speaking to friends for six years…
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