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I Told Her I Was Fine. She Heard the Whole Essay Hiding Behind It.
She blinked twice and somehow read a 12-page PDF of my suppressed feelings. I just wanted chips.
Every Job I’ve Had Since 25 Has Just Been a Better Dressed Version of Panic
The offices got nicer, the snacks got healthier, but I still wake up with jaw tension and a browser full…
I’m Not Burnt Out. I’m Just Done. But Still Logging In.
The lights are on, nobody’s home, and the Teams status is set to “Available (Emotionally Hollow).”
The Guy I Call ‘Bro’ at the Gym Knows More About My Life Than My Brother
I’ve never seen him outside the squat rack, but he knows about my breakup, my sleep issues, and my macros…
I Can’t Tell If I’m Bulking or Depressed
All I know is I’m eating peanut butter with a spoon and calling it strategy.
Am I Protecting You or Just Looking for a Reason to Feel Useful?
She opened a jar by herself, and now I’m spiraling. Should I just… join a militia?
Ear-raser: Secret Service Confirms Trump Has Erasable Ear Damage
Experts now referring to the incident as an “Ear-aser” — the wound is gone, like a dry erase board wiped…
Woman’s Morning Routine Has Gone from Empowering to Logistically Exhausting
She starts at 5:45 with lemon water, affirmation stacking, and compound stretching — and still arrives at work emotionally bankrupt…
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