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Modern Dating Standards Collide With Reality of a 480 Credit Score
She demands height, income, and adventure, while offering unpaid bills, vague “vibes,” and a credit history lenders describe as “aspirational…
Monkey Post vs Mocking Post Confusion
Monkey post is Nigeria’s street football tradition. People confusing it with Mocking Post. What gives?
The Death of Modesty: Last Seen in a Beige Sweater
Modesty passed quietly, outdressed and outposted by louder personalities who listed humility as a brand strategy.
If Players Get Benched for Mistakes, Why Don’t Referees?
It’s become a tired ritual in the WNBA: a questionable whistle blows, the game flips, and when players or coaches…
The Quiet Death of Nuanced Thought Online
Once a thriving part of public discourse, Nuanced Thought has quietly passed away after years of being misunderstood, misquoted, and…
The Death of the Conservative Christian Conscience
Mourned by scripture, survived by culture wars, the Conservative Christian Conscience passed quietly after years of rationalizing the irrational.
Voters Admit They’d Prefer Spectacle Over Substance in 2028 Debates
Americans report more excitement for imagined cage matches than policy talk, confirming debates function less as discourse and more as…
Modern Dating Standards: Six Feet, Six Figures, Zero Personality
Women raise the bar again, insisting on men tall enough to change lightbulbs and rich enough to outsource basic personality…
Latest Dear Dr. Doctrine
My Professor Live-Streamed Our Class Without Telling Us. Now I’m a Meme.
I go to a mid-sized state university and recently discovered that one of my professors has been live-streaming our lectures…
Corporate Stars That Shouldn’t Collide
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron says the universe “sent a sign” during Coldplay—unfortunately, it looked a lot like being romantic with…
My Burnout Coach Gave Me Homework
When self-care becomes another deliverable. Dr. Doctrine decodes the emotional invoice, and Ricky Machismo responds with grit, dumbbells, and a…
My Four-Year-Old Called Me Emotionally Unavailable
When toddlers start diagnosing attachment issues, is it growth or generational backlash? Dr. Doctrine offers a dose of parental clarity,…
My Husband Listens to Therapy Recordings at 2x Speed
When emotional growth meets audio compression. Dr. Doctrine weighs in on relationship multitasking, and Aria adds her elegantly disapproving take…
He Won’t Define the Relationship Until His Therapist Approves
When “It’s not you, it’s my therapist” becomes a dating strategy. Dr. Doctrine unpacks the therapy-industrial delay, and Connor Descend…
I Got Labeled a “Boomer Gen Z” for Using Punctuation in Texts.
A high school junior finds herself ostracized for… grammar. Dr. Doctrine explains the cost of linguistic clarity in the era…
My boss keeps trying to gamify our sadness
My boss recently introduced a new ’emotional wellness initiative’ where we track our feelings in a Slack channel and earn…