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Labor Statistics Dismissed for Failing to Inflate Unemployment Bragging Rights
The White House announced the termination after internal reports showed job numbers that “lacked proper enthusiasm for the President’s personal…
Financial Freedom Hits Men Like a Mortgage, Women Like a Flight Deal
When men get money, they settle down. When women get money, they level up. It’s not toxic — it’s trending.
Supreme Court Rules 5-4 That Public Still Doesn’t Understand How Supreme Court Works
The justices issued a rare joint opinion confirming that most Americans think the Court is either a game show, a…
Workplace Vulnerability Feels Like a Trap, So I Bring a Deck Instead
You want openness? Schedule it. I’m happy to share my feelings, but only if they align with Q3 goals and…
I Won the Lottery: 6 Things I did wrong
From announcing it on Facebook to Venmoing my ex, here’s a comprehensive guide to ruining sudden wealth in 72 hours.
Clay Travis Punished His Kids by Making Them Read Kamala’s Book, Now They Ask Smart Questions
After conservative commentator Clay Travis made his teens read Kamala Harris’s 107 Days book as punishment, they began asking thoughtful,…
We Asked 5 Life Coaches for Advice. They Asked Us for Venmo.
In our pursuit of clarity, purpose, and healing, we discovered that all roads lead to invoice.
New Tariffs Help Americans Pay More, Feel Patriotic Doing It
Supporters say higher tariffs punish China — economists say they mostly punish checkout lines in Ohio. Either way, someone’s winning…
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My Professor Live-Streamed Our Class Without Telling Us. Now I’m a Meme.
I go to a mid-sized state university and recently discovered that one of my professors has been live-streaming our lectures…
Corporate Stars That Shouldn’t Collide
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron says the universe “sent a sign” during Coldplay—unfortunately, it looked a lot like being romantic with…
My Burnout Coach Gave Me Homework
When self-care becomes another deliverable. Dr. Doctrine decodes the emotional invoice, and Ricky Machismo responds with grit, dumbbells, and a…
My Four-Year-Old Called Me Emotionally Unavailable
When toddlers start diagnosing attachment issues, is it growth or generational backlash? Dr. Doctrine offers a dose of parental clarity,…
My Husband Listens to Therapy Recordings at 2x Speed
When emotional growth meets audio compression. Dr. Doctrine weighs in on relationship multitasking, and Aria adds her elegantly disapproving take…
He Won’t Define the Relationship Until His Therapist Approves
When “It’s not you, it’s my therapist” becomes a dating strategy. Dr. Doctrine unpacks the therapy-industrial delay, and Connor Descend…
I Got Labeled a “Boomer Gen Z” for Using Punctuation in Texts.
A high school junior finds herself ostracized for… grammar. Dr. Doctrine explains the cost of linguistic clarity in the era…
My boss keeps trying to gamify our sadness
My boss recently introduced a new ’emotional wellness initiative’ where we track our feelings in a Slack channel and earn…