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Man Balances Work and Life by Scheduling Both And Collapses
His calendar reflects perfect harmony. His soul reflects six browser tabs of unresolved dread and a sore jaw from clenching…
Man’s Faith Grows Stronger with Every Comment Section He Avoids
Once a frequent arguer online, he now says the surest sign of spiritual growth is resisting the urge to reply…
What We Think Our Readers Look Like (Please Don’t Correct Us)
We made a list of the archetypes who read The Mocking Post. If you’re here, you’re probably a little too…
Woman Chooses Salad Bar Over Liposuction, Demands Results by Tuesday
Tired of quick fixes that take too long, a local woman is furious that her lettuce hasn’t melted 30 pounds…
Influencers Are the New Gods and We Built the Religion Ourselves
The influencer class has become our modern clergy, they blessing products, cursing restaurants, and performing miracles like turning vanity into…
If DEI Protected Against Weight Bias, Half of America Would Suddenly Love It
Critics hate DEI when it’s about race. But if hiring bias shifted to weight, suddenly two-thirds of America would be…
Pam Bondi on Power, Politics, and Prosecuting Trump
In our latest UnAsked, Pam Bondi opens up about her loyalty to Trump, her take on Florida justice, and her…
AI Just Took Your Entry-Level Job, But Don’t Worry, The CEO Got a Bonus for It
Companies claim AI makes them more efficient. Translation: no new hires, record profits, and a CEO so rich he now…
Latest Dear Dr. Doctrine
My Professor Live-Streamed Our Class Without Telling Us. Now I’m a Meme.
I go to a mid-sized state university and recently discovered that one of my professors has been live-streaming our lectures…
Corporate Stars That Shouldn’t Collide
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron says the universe “sent a sign” during Coldplay—unfortunately, it looked a lot like being romantic with…
My Burnout Coach Gave Me Homework
When self-care becomes another deliverable. Dr. Doctrine decodes the emotional invoice, and Ricky Machismo responds with grit, dumbbells, and a…
My Four-Year-Old Called Me Emotionally Unavailable
When toddlers start diagnosing attachment issues, is it growth or generational backlash? Dr. Doctrine offers a dose of parental clarity,…
My Husband Listens to Therapy Recordings at 2x Speed
When emotional growth meets audio compression. Dr. Doctrine weighs in on relationship multitasking, and Aria adds her elegantly disapproving take…
He Won’t Define the Relationship Until His Therapist Approves
When “It’s not you, it’s my therapist” becomes a dating strategy. Dr. Doctrine unpacks the therapy-industrial delay, and Connor Descend…
I Got Labeled a “Boomer Gen Z” for Using Punctuation in Texts.
A high school junior finds herself ostracized for… grammar. Dr. Doctrine explains the cost of linguistic clarity in the era…
My boss keeps trying to gamify our sadness
My boss recently introduced a new ’emotional wellness initiative’ where we track our feelings in a Slack channel and earn…