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I’m Not Emotionally Unavailable, I’m Just Pacing Myself Like a Limited Series
I feel things. I just prefer to release them in eight episodes, one week at a time, with a two-year…
Politicians Celebrate Christmas by Cutting Food Programs the Next Morning
Politicians praise generosity on Christmas Day, then move to cut food assistance programs the next morning, proving empathy has a…
Woman Redesigns Apartment to Match Life She Isn’t Living Yet
It’s minimal, elegant, and emotionally unavailable. Much like the version of herself she hopes to become once she starts waking…
Americans Demand ‘Keep Christ in Christmas,’ Ignore Everything Christ Actually Said
Americans demand Christ stay in Christmas, while supporting policies that cut food, healthcare, and aid Jesus explicitly taught people to…
Powerball at $1.6B: For A Night, Everyone Has a Financial Plan
On Powerball night, Americans suddenly have detailed financial plans, revealing less about greed and more about how desperate people are…
FIFA Presents Trump With Peace Award, Unsure What Sport Peace Plays
Somewhere between a goalpost and a grift. In a move that confused diplomats, historians, and anyone familiar with basic job…
Woman Proudly Says She’s on a Budget and Still Orders Drinks Like a Wizard
She brought coupons to lunch and wore a thrifted blazer. But at the bar, she summoned a $19 potion that…
Christmas Break Explained by a High School Student Who Has Already Lost Track of Time
A high school student explains Christmas break, from sleeping until noon to panicking about school returning, in a perfectly chaotic…
Latest Dear Dr. Doctrine
My Professor Live-Streamed Our Class Without Telling Us. Now I’m a Meme.
I go to a mid-sized state university and recently discovered that one of my professors has been live-streaming our lectures…
Corporate Stars That Shouldn’t Collide
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron says the universe “sent a sign” during Coldplay—unfortunately, it looked a lot like being romantic with…
My Burnout Coach Gave Me Homework
When self-care becomes another deliverable. Dr. Doctrine decodes the emotional invoice, and Ricky Machismo responds with grit, dumbbells, and a…
My Four-Year-Old Called Me Emotionally Unavailable
When toddlers start diagnosing attachment issues, is it growth or generational backlash? Dr. Doctrine offers a dose of parental clarity,…
My Husband Listens to Therapy Recordings at 2x Speed
When emotional growth meets audio compression. Dr. Doctrine weighs in on relationship multitasking, and Aria adds her elegantly disapproving take…
He Won’t Define the Relationship Until His Therapist Approves
When “It’s not you, it’s my therapist” becomes a dating strategy. Dr. Doctrine unpacks the therapy-industrial delay, and Connor Descend…
I Got Labeled a “Boomer Gen Z” for Using Punctuation in Texts.
A high school junior finds herself ostracized for… grammar. Dr. Doctrine explains the cost of linguistic clarity in the era…
My boss keeps trying to gamify our sadness
My boss recently introduced a new ’emotional wellness initiative’ where we track our feelings in a Slack channel and earn…